What Children Think!


JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister. After awhile he asked: "Mom, Is one for hot and one for
cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.  Granny replied
she was so old she didn't remember any more.  Melanie said, "If you
don't remember, you look in the back of your panties. Mine say
five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so
much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried
in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much
do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom
asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll
happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The
man named Lot was warned to take his wife and
flee out of the city, but
his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, little James
asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and
then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular
Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms
extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.
"Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at
that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned
over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
"Mom, what is butt dust?"